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Akpos asked a girl in a library
“Do you mind if I sit beside you”?
The girl answered with a loud voice; “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!”
All the students in the library started staring at Akpos and he was embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the Akpos table and she told him “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, – I guess you felt embarrassed, right ?”
Akpos responded with a loud voice : “N10,000 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT! ? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!”
And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and Akpos whispered in her ears; “I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty”
Helvetica Light is an easy to read font, with tall and narrow letters, that works well on almost every sit. Once, Boss, Officer & Clerk are going for a meeting. They saw a Jin.Jin said: As I fulfill three wishes at a time. But you are three people so I will fulfill one wish for each. Clerk said: Send me to America with a lot of money clerk disappears. (wish fulfilled).
Officer said: Send me to Paris with a lot of beautiful girls. officer disappears. (wish fulfilled).
Jin said to Boss: what is your wish?
He said: “I want these two idiots back at office after lunch”.
Always Let the BOSS SPEAK FIRST.